Nora Tee
A commensal organism who attracts anyone she meets: Nora is spontaneous and exciting, throwing others for serendipitous loops that create long-lasting memories. Nora is athletic and competitive, making it impossible to “go easy” on her. Nora is unphased by challenges that make others turn stiff or run away. She embraces any opportunity to improve her game. Nora is intelligent, considerate, and compassionate, inspiring people around her to become the best version of themselves. Nora is adept at reading moods and offers help before someone realizes they want it. Nora is hilarious, she can always take a joke, and she teases more than anyone on the planet. Nora adapts to any environment and always appears comfortable. Nora is stunningly beautiful, and heads turn as she walks into the room - beware. Nora loves to dance and makes dancing enjoyable. Nora is crazy - her fear of bugs may get her convicted one day if she murders someone, inadvertently pushing them off a cliff. Nora is a Bronx Princess, and she deserves the world. Nora is the best. For these and many other traits, this complex organism known as “Nora” exudes commensalism, where infected hosts benefit from her presence. Everyone should have a Nora.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition