No U Tee
The mother of all negative commands and the penultimate command of non-affirmation, which being one of the oldest words of the English language, dates all the way back to Old English. It is composed of simply two letters: The fourteenth letter of the alphabet, N, and the 15th, O. In this context, it is followed by an intentional misspelling for the word that describes a party that is a second-person subject to a direct address by another party, simplified with simply the 21st letter of the English alphabet, namely U. This intentional misspelling is used to express and emphasize the how much ignorance the speaker has in correct English spelling, which is common in the modern Internet world, and therefore, this misspelling is used as a subtle tool of assimilation into the complex society of the Internet. A blank space is traditionally added between the first two letters, N and O, and the last letter, U, most likely to add a non-casual taste to the originally very casual nature of the phrase, by not sounding like a nervous first-time public speaker rushing every single word and constantly putting two words together. Put together, and you have this phrase, the penultimate counter-attack to any hater trying to roast you hard, the remedy to any insult or unpleasant remark you may receive from your "friends".
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means