Ninja Tee
n. A warrior originating from feudal Japan who specializes in the art of stealth, assassination, sabotage, and molesting people without them even noticing. Ninjas are around anymore, but the term can still be used to describe one who is very sneaky, clever, sly or just a bad ass in general. Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active: 1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white. 2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum. 3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds. 4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months 5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY 6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week. 7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them 8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves. 9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution. 10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.