Nightbutter Tee
A word used to refer to this question: You are offered $50,000 every day for the rest of your life ON ONE CONDITION. Every night after you go to sleep in your bed (in normal place you would sleep), you are teleported to the middle of a circle. This circle has knee-deep creamy peanut butter all around. In order to get the $50k, you have to walk through the peanut butter x distance back to your house. What is the farthest distance you would be willing to walk through the knee-deep creamy peanut butter every morning in order to get the $50,000? If you do not complete the walk one morning, you will never be able to do it ever again and completely lost your chance for the money. So, how far would you walk? (Assume that as soon as you get out of the peanut butter you are back at your house. You can not make a path through the peanut butter, as it will refresh every time. There is no way to prepare by bringing and tools/shovels as the only things teleported to the circle are you and your bed. Your bed teleports back to your room afterwards, and no, it’s doesn’t have peanut butter on it.)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂