Niggerer Tee
(Nigger-er) Typically non-black person who suffers from involuntary or wholly reflexive habitual using of the the word “Nigger”. “Nigger-tourettes” if you will. Research has unfortunately been suppressed for centuries but recent findings have been revealing. Niggerer tendencies are, according to experts, driven by the lower-order primate brain overwhelming higher order functions. This typically happens when a niggerer is faced with a situation, person or problem that threatens to overtax their pre-frontal cortex. It can be compared to a core-dump or the dreaded blue-screen of death that all computer users are familiar with. Their overly-simplistic genetic cognitive wiring has effective GOTO override-command structures of the following form in random and on occasion somewhat inconvenient places. In effect their chimp brain overwhelms them. Niggerer logic: if ( difficult || dissonance || losing || sister is mother || … AND is-black(person) ) GOTO: emit -> “Nigger insult” else random-selection ( scratch ass , continue ) NB. GOTO’s are archaic and lead to spaghetti-code. Side-effect: An accompanying massive release of pleasure endorphins in combination with their “panicked” (pun intended) state form a mental mist through which their ook-ing and eek-ing acquire Wildean-esque qualitiy. - An exchange with a niggerer might go as follows. Niggerer: 1 + 1 = “jello” Black Person: Bubba. That’s not true. 1 + 1 = 2. Niggerer: Nigger!! (ook-ook!.. eek! i won.. eek!!)
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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