Nicola Tee
Nicola is like no one else in the entire world. He is the most beautiful Italian man you will ever encounter and can ever dream of. He is a handsome mix of Jude Law and Cillian Murphy, but the best part about him is not his looks, but his kind heart and strong mind. He wants you to think he is all business, but deep down inside he has a heart of gold. Nicola always gets what he wants, and always has gum on him. You must be careful with Nicola, because he has a big ego, that when bruised will destroy everything in his path. Sometimes, he can turn into cocaine bear. Nicola is very sexy, and turns on all the girls. He loves to clean and hates it when there’s water left on the bathroom sink. If you ever take a shower with Nicola, you must be sure to clean the glass door or there will be trouble. Don’t ever walk into his house with the shoes on if you want to live. He is the best lover you will ever find and his kisses and his eyes are a gift for the woman who dates him. You will fall in love with Nicola within seconds of meeting him and your world will never be the same again. If you ever find a Nicola, never let him go.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.