Ni-Disorder (Revised) Tee
Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes. IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR. Required symptom criteria include: 1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger. 2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm. 3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner. Symptom criteria include: 1. Excessive plans for world domination. 2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes. 3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics. 4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual. 5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct." 6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary. 7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions. 8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death. 9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression. 10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others. 11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism. (Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating