Nexiosus Tee
A rare disease in which, the affected may find themselves defecating Nexon game cards. The cause of this is still unknown, but scientists believe that it may be caught by playing so much MapleStory, to the point that so much more NX cash is needed that the body adapts itself into creating plastic squares with valid NX codes. In the beginning stages of this horrible disease, a player may find themselves holding a credit card in their parent's name and a chat box on MapleStory filled with pink messages they created for attention. Often times, the player will not remember the incident. In the second stage, the player will start buying equips for real life cash. Lots of expensive equips. Sometimes their aunts will shun them. In the third and final stage of Nexiosus, the victim may notice intense pain coming from the rectum, where they will realize they are defecating a large blue or green square of plastic. This problem may or may not reoccur. The treatment is simple, Stop playing MapleStory. But for some reason patients tend to play MORE when this disease is fully developed, it appears that they obtain a type of "High" or, sexual pleasure from continuing this process. You may ask yourself the question: "WTF?” But don't worry, WTF is a pretty damn good way to react.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!