New Hudson Tee
This is a town in Michigan that immediately elicits a blank expression on people's faces when you tell them that you live there until you mention that "it's right next to South Lyon." New Hudson has a proud business district consisting of chain restaurants and stores, and because of this, it is frequently shopped at while simultaneously looked down upon by South Lyonites. New Hudsonites are like the John Snow of South Lyon – we are looked down upon because we aren’t part of the South Lyon bloodline and frequently excluded from South Lyon Facebook groups and activities because we live in Lyon Township and not South Lyon Township. New Hudsonites, however, don’t have their head chronically jammed up their own ass simply for the fact of buying a house in South Lyon. Once we overheard some Lyonites at a garage sale mention that their house had ‘two-quarter acres’ - true story. And let’s not forget about the South Lyon uproar of 2018 when everyone from South Lyon lost their shit when it was announced that instead of gridlocking their two main roads and filling up all side roads due to inadequate parking, they would host Pumpkinfest at the large, spaciously accommodating park in New Hudson. The Facebook comments went wild and they showed their true feelings for New Hudson – the town they all literally HAVE to drive through to go anywhere on the highway.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.