Neomi Tee
Neomi is one of the most gorgeous, highly intelligent, kind hearted, sweetest, witty, poetic and extremely hilarious females you'll meet. This females always speaks from her heart and is very honest. She's also loyal and loves deeply, more than most. And tends to say the most clever and funniest things at the perfect moment. Another thing about Neomi is that she's not premiscuous. She needs to be deeply in love, relaxed and comfortable first if she is to make love to someone. No one-night stands for this chic! She respects herself. And treats her sexual intimate relationship with her lover sacredly. And respectfully honors it to the fullest extent. She's well above a 10 as a girlfriend. And 1000% amazing as a wife! Love and treat her right and she'll make you the happiest person around. She's a definite pleaser in every aspect you can think of! Neomi, has the most beautiful heart, which is her true essence. And her love shows in all that she'll do for you. It has no boundaries. She's the type of female who you won't regret asking to marry. Your relationship with her will last a lifetime if given a real chance. Spend enough time with her, and you'll see for yourself, and know this to be true.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡