Necis Orcus Tee
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fuckin’ go Rawr x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh) Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh) I hope daddy likies Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh) I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please) 'Bout to hit 'em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin') - Necis Orcus 2020
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum