NCO Tee
n. Acronym for Non-Cognitive Organism. 1. The nickname of the blighted, brainfucked baboons that comprise the vast majority of the modern military. 2. Instantly recognizable by their pitifully deficient cognitive capacity, unrefined mannerisms and generally distasteful appearance and disposition. 3. Incredibly traumatized and incentivized almost entirely by fear and intimidation, which is why they mindlessly subject their subordinates to miserable treatment. 4. Fatally frightened of being exposed as the utterly useless creatures that they are. 5. Thus, they desperately sport a laughable God-complex to sustain their nonsensical facade. 6. Insist on commanding the respect befitting of a king despite exhibiting behavior characteristic of a buffoon. 7. Apt on making baseless, unactionable threats in the absence of true authority to execute said "threats". 8. Come from broken homes, abusive, disillusioned and criminal backgrounds. Thus normalizing the abominable behavior that they have been subject to and subject others to. 9. The only truly effective way to effectively deal with an NCO is to completely crush him in body and spirit and irrevocably communicate his place in the dominance hierarchy to him in no uncertain terms immediately thereafter. 10. Not that such treatment says anything about one's just character. It's just that the NCOs' inability to comprehend any language other than that of mindless brutality dooms him to such an ignominious fate.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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