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The act of an individual sneakily tapping a male in inappropriate places of the body such as the crotch area, the butt, and the nipples, while the male who is being touched is unaware that he is about to be nazoed. Some variations are 1) Projectile nazo- when one throws a projectile object at another and hits them in the crotch. 2) Virtual nazo- when one nazos an image; for example, on television, a computer screen, a book, magazine, or a picture. 3) Double nazo- when one nazos another in more ways than one at the same instant, such as nazoing the crotch and the butt at the same time. 4) Nature's nazo- the act of being nazoed by inanimate objects. 5) Gang nazo- when a group of people nazo someone at one time. 6) Naughty nazo- the act of being nazoed by a partner during sexual activity. 7) Accidental nazo- the act of being nazoed accidentally or by coincidence, unintentionally. 8) Blue nazo- when a male gets blue balls as a result of being nazoed. 9) Dangerous nazo- when one gets hurt or injured after being nazoed. 10) Mutual nazo- when two people nazo each other at the same time 11) Nazo block- when two hands hit each other in an effort to nazo the other person 12) Nazo rejection- when an odd or lonely person is willing and wants to be nazoed and the nazoer decides to not nazo that individual. 13) Atomic nazo- when one nazos another with a private or unusual area of their body 14) Death by nazo- when one dies as a result of being nazoed.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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