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Natural Hattrick Tee

A very complex and rule based sexual conquest in which a guy has sex with three girls in a two week time period. The Natural Hattrick can only be accomplished if the following conditions are met by the participating guy, referred to from here on as "the participant": 1. The participant may not have had any prior sexual contact with any of the three girls. A Natural Hattrick cannot be accomplished if the participant has ever engaged in any act more sexually serious than kissing/making out. 2. the participant must successfully go three for three attempts, without interruptions of continuity of each attempt. for instance, one may not kiss Girl A, have sex with Girl B, then have sex with Girl A. Once the participant makes any contact with a girl, starting with kissing, he must have sex with that girl before he initiates any contact with another girl. If the participants has sex with Girl A, Girl B, gets a blowjob from girl C, and has sex with Girl D, he has not satisfied the rules Natural Hattrick. He must start over, with Girl D being the first girl. 3. All three girls involved must be physically attractive to a degree of at least a 5.0 on a scale of 1.0 to 10.0, 1.0 being the lowest. This must be verified by a panel of at least three male peers. Of this panel, each individual must assign the girl a number between 1.0 and 10.0 to the nearest tenth of his ability (5.1, 5.6, 6.5, etc), and the average of the three given numbers must be at LEAST 5.0. 4. The time limit to accomplish this goal is exactly 2 weeks from the moment of penetration with the first of the three girls. 5. All girls involved must be engage in sex with the participant voluntarily and without monetary solicitation. No prostitution, rape, or statutory rape.

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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20

LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍

Angelina C. Jan 16
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