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Natural Hattrick Mug

A very complex and rule based sexual conquest in which a guy has sex with three girls in a two week time period. The Natural Hattrick can only be accomplished if the following conditions are met by the participating guy, referred to from here on as "the participant": 1. The participant may not have had any prior sexual contact with any of the three girls. A Natural Hattrick cannot be accomplished if the participant has ever engaged in any act more sexually serious than kissing/making out. 2. the participant must successfully go three for three attempts, without interruptions of continuity of each attempt. for instance, one may not kiss Girl A, have sex with Girl B, then have sex with Girl A. Once the participant makes any contact with a girl, starting with kissing, he must have sex with that girl before he initiates any contact with another girl. If the participants has sex with Girl A, Girl B, gets a blowjob from girl C, and has sex with Girl D, he has not satisfied the rules Natural Hattrick. He must start over, with Girl D being the first girl. 3. All three girls involved must be physically attractive to a degree of at least a 5.0 on a scale of 1.0 to 10.0, 1.0 being the lowest. This must be verified by a panel of at least three male peers. Of this panel, each individual must assign the girl a number between 1.0 and 10.0 to the nearest tenth of his ability (5.1, 5.6, 6.5, etc), and the average of the three given numbers must be at LEAST 5.0. 4. The time limit to accomplish this goal is exactly 2 weeks from the moment of penetration with the first of the three girls. 5. All girls involved must be engage in sex with the participant voluntarily and without monetary solicitation. No prostitution, rape, or statutory rape.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I. May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W. May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z. May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9
Review by Fredric C.

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A. May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

Macks N. May 6

this mug got me hard

quandale dingles brother l. May 6

greatest mug ever.

Mike H. May 6

I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10

Jamie w. May 6

Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message

Charles B. May 6
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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H. May 5
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this is my new piss mug

ben d. May 4

Cool

Shashank D. May 2
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.

Demarcus Q. May 2

It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

SHI T. May 2

This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.

Quandale D. May 1

My friend loved it.!!

vivi w. May 1
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I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.

Material G. May 1

i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!

maddie w. May 1
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