Nathan Tee
A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him. Life skills: none Bitches: none
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating