Natalie Tee
The perfect woman! She is everything you could ever want. And all the things you never knew you needed. She has the perfect body! Every part of her appeals to you more than anything ever has. Her eyes are deep soulful and consider yourself lucky if she lets you look into them. Her tits are spectacular so sexy and perky you can't stop looking at them her reaction to you caressing them is so sensual it speaks to your most primal self its hard to contain yourself. The skin on her back and middle is so soft sexy and tight it'll drive you insane don't forget the dimples on her back just before the curve of her ass starts it's enough to make a week man bust in his pants. O'Fuck her Ass Dat ass is more than words can describe. The truly perfect butt curvy but no fat the kind of ass you just want to press against your cock! My god Dat ass is to much to even think about. And she has a pussy that dreams are made of so pretty and cute it's a work of art. And it feels like nothing you've ever felt so good. You never want to leave it. She never wants you out. It feels so good you can stay inside her all night fucking like there's no tomorrow and making love like she's your entire world. She is the sexiest woman But so much more than just perfect sex. She is the thing that holds you to the earth your world is her and you love it. She's Perfect,She's Smart,She's Funny She's Loyal She's The President of Her Mans Fan Club and most importantly She's Mine!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.