Naruto Tee
1. (Noun) Naruto is a manga/anime created by Masashi Kishimoto, otherwise known as one of the most uncreative and most sloppy manga artists to hit the popularity charts. The series is full of two dimensional asstards who somehow can defeat super awesome ninjas while sucking worse than Orochimaru's dick. The series claims to be about the local village man whore, Naruto Uzumaki, but truly revolves around his uber sexy rival, Sasuke Uchiha, who really needs to join a band and get out of his shithole that Kishimoto dug for him. The plot line is nonexistent and full of wannabes and pedophiles all fighting it out so they can fuck the biggest man whore of them all, an old fat guy named Jiraiya. Soon, Sasuke gets sick of this and goes to join the pedophile king, Orochimaru. The rest of the series is a pile of crap that doesn't deserve to be talked about, excluding the eleven mafia members that want demons, so they can take over the world. Joy. After awhile, they all start dying because of their lack of good sex skills, and the series falls even further, thanks to Naruto deciding to become a fucking frog. His home town begins to be attacked by an emo with cloning powers, so Naruto must come back after it's blown to pieces and all of their wonderful prostitutes have spontaneously combusted. Finally, Naruto is going to face off against Pein, the emo guy, and the whole thing will finally be over. And maybe, just maybe, the Narutarded population of ten year olds will drown in their tears. The pairing wars will finally die, and all of the shit that surrounds this series will end, and the smart people will rejoice. One thing is for sure, though. The series would make a kick ass horror. 2. Naruto Uzumaki, a character in the series Naruto. He's an unimportant altruist who really doesn't give the series any redeeming qualities.
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Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
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