N.A.P Tee
One of the most esteemed and ancient organizations in the modern world. The N.A.P (Notorious Ass Pirates) have but one primary function; the finding of female ass. The internet, the mall, nowhere is safe from the harsh eyes of the N.A.P. The N.A.P's scale leaves no female ass out, and tells no little white lie. The N.A.P's grading scale is as follows: 1- Flat 2- Barely Noticable 3- Average 4- Round 5- Tear-inducing (Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.) The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.
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Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart