Mystery Box Tee
noun pronunciation- "Mist-er-ee Box" A game usually played by, or in the company of males. A cooler filled with a random assortment of beers, including all varieties ranging from the shittiest of beers to the better tasting beers. When one has created this wonderful device, you are to stick your hand in the cooler and grab the first beer that luck grants you. After a beer is pulled from the cooler, it is dishonorable and highly frowned upon to replace said "shitty beer" with one that is more to your liking. It is absolutley prohibited to place your hand within the cooler without first finishing the open beer at hand. If a player is to do this, elimination from the game, castration, and execution are all possible forms of punishment. Rules are open to interpretation. For example, if a less manly male has decided to place a beverage that is usually shunned from the male society into the mystery box(i.e. smirnoff ices or Mike's hard lemonade), there can be a democratic vote to create a rule in which one would have to chug every "less than manly beverage" upon removal from the cooler.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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