myspace Tee
myspace, despite what it says, is not in fact a place a for friends. myspace is where people, often times lacking so called "real friends" go so they can photoshop their pictures and meet someone from new jersey "irl". it is a place where people with nothing better to do than sit online all day (I.E. yourself) go to communicate with others like themselves. out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive. more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this, GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer! you play with that puppy! eat that candy! theres nothing wrong with that large white van! go and be free, the world needs less of you.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating