My burritooo Tee
A special nickname that is used by da one and only chosen one "teddy" to describe a cute, lazy smart xd, beautiful, smexy and "bootyful" potato. Often referred as shiny butt, bootylicious, da tata owner, Rushmore titties, da holy butt and i can go forever with this list 😌. She is known for having a bootiful smile with sharky tooth that makes it so unique and special, known for being kind and for distinct and different than any other average girl (you) would be to get, cuz you are average too u3u. She is da one and only key holder of teddy's heart. We can't forget how astonishing she is in every aspect you can imagine :)) So far the only creature that is able to bring joy and happiness to teddy's heart just by existing. The only potato that knows teddy's political secret information, and the first potato ever to see da hairy phatty, though she has da smoothest booty ever.. u3u Trust me you don't know how shiny dat shit is in da shower, muaaaa perfecto u3u. Did i mention how cuddleable she is ? Man i can't even describe it i just want to smooch dat and squish her u3u. Now let me tell you something, unfortunately for guys she is now taken by da one and only teddy, so none of yall will ever be able to enjoy a bit of what i have mentioned up there because SHE IS MINE and i am proud u3u.... OH AND she is smart, more than your dumb ass hoe. And i am proud u3u
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means