muzza Tee
Favourite muzza hang-out places on Friday and Saturday nights include the nightclubs Platform One, Alumbra and Infectious, then Bell st. Maccas or Haci's across the road afterwards. During the weekdays they can be found at around 7pm at 5-star gym in Thomastown, they rock up with their bros wearing $100 jeans and $5 fluro polo tops from Cotton-On with the collar up. They spend half their time at the gym doing nothing but dumbell bicep curls, they grunt very loudly 'huhh-UUUUUHHHH' to make sure everyone in the gym can see how much they can lift even though they can actually only do 2 and a half reps. In between sets they and their bros perv on the bellas hogging all the treadmills, who are also there with all their girlfriends (the bellas themselves never break a sweat, they usually are just swaying their asses/pose-jogging for the muzzas). After doing 1000 bicep curls the muzzas go next door to Q-Room to chill. Muzzas love doof-doof music and are always the first to buy the newest Ministry of Sound Annuals or Sessions. They are into the harder techno-electro kind of house music which is more minimal and does not have any lyrics; ‘Cream’- Federico Franchi is the typical example. Once they get the latest album they drive around to these hekkkktik beats with the subwoofer on full-blast. Poor muzzas drive Commodores VL-VR, EB and ED Falcons, and old Skylines or Soarers, while the more cashed-up ones drive R34 Skylines and 200SXs. The really lucky muzzas have Supras or WRXs. Most if not all of the muzza’s weekly paycheck will go towards some sort of mod to their fully-sik cars, such as fully-sik chrome rims, fully-sik bodykits and fully-sik exhaust tips. Everything about a muzza is loud, hektik, and fully-sik.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum