Murphysboro Tee
Warning: Currently haunted by the famed Big Muddy Monster. Warning: Also populated by dillusional crackheads under the imperssion that they have in fact seen the Big Muddy Monster. ATTENTION/ATENCION: MOST COMMON KILLER AMONG MURPHYSBORO TEENS IS SMOKING WEED AND TEENAGE PREGNANCY!! 1)Small Shit-Hole in the middle of nowhere. 2)Farm land all around, great for farming and burying dead bodies. 3)Land mines all around from the terrorist attacks that happen very frequently. 4)Only few Arabs in population because most have already done their duty. R.I.P. 5)Wanna be Gangsters with toy guns. 6)Lots of bastards that need their balls cut off. 7)Many girls wanting to cut male's balls off. 8)Few girls saving themselves for marriage. 9)Few girls with proper sandwich making technique. 10)McDonalds is discuting. 11)Multiple high-school garage bands thinking they're hot shit, when not. 12)Multiple Hobos willing to shave your back for a nickle, or dome. 13)Once had a stripper joint named Angels, but is now closed due to the wrinkling of the 80 year old stripper. 14)HOOPSQUAD KILLS!! 15)Football team always loses. 16)Best Resturant is in Neighbor Town, Carbonale. Moe's. 17)Very minumum of tampon brand selection. 18)Smells like souage. 19)Boring. 20)Whores don't have any experience and are insufficient.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating