Mungpire Tee
Someone who is hopelessly addicted to mung. In actual fact their genetic makeup has been altered to one that requires mung on a weekly basis; every Mungday (monday to non-mungpires). If you are bitten by a mungpire, after a short period of time the hopeless addiction will begin to take hold and you yourself will become a mungpire. Some people have taken it upon themselves to hunt down and destroy the mungpires, these people are known as the anti-mungites. So far they have been unsuccesful in eraticating the mungpires. Closet mungpires choose not to go munging every Mungday but instead, keep a store of mung to drink every mungday, in order to keep themselves alive. Every Mungpire knows that this stored mung is nothing compared to the rush given by that of mung milked from a fresh corpse. So beware of mungpires, for if you are not careful, they might claim you as their next victim.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
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Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
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mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
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