Muffalufagus Tee
Sex position. Performed by a female on an unsuspecting sleeping sex partner, usually In retaliation for an equally disturbingand popular sex position known as the Snuffalufagus. Although very similar in execution and delivery, subtle differences create very distinguishible outcomes. In order for the male to perform the Snuffalufagus properly he hovers his hairy ass with penis tucked down between his legs over sleeping partner's face, when ready he simply starts singing loudly and tickling her hard " can you tell me how to get , how to get to Sesame street. She will awake disoriented and delighted as she dreamily gets to meet her favorite hairy trunked muppet. Moments later delight turns to disgust as she realize's she is only inches away from his hairy ass and penis. When performing the muffilufigusthe female yells out phenomina and grabs his junk while hovering her ass over his face. If performed properly he will inadvertently Big Bird her muffilufigus, sitting up quickly banging his beak into her muffilufigus.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡