mr2 Tee
teh MR2 is mad tight, yo, regardless of whick MK be up in your grill. MKI=flyweight pimp style PLAYER, will cut inside you wit a QUICKNESS, bro. You be like "what was dat doorstop lookin' go cart dat just PWNED me?" but 4 you figur it out that MKI be like two turns ahead. MKII be da fatass cruiser, yo, all big and heavy but madd quick cause it got TURBO. That be the spinny thing in yo muffler that whistles like "woo woo" and gives you ride the boost. Got Boost? Fo shizzle. Plus, it's smooth like exlax, and the booty just drop da thongs when they see you roll up in the USCC 2004 champ, biatch. teh MKIII be4 leet stylin' auto-x, who know that it you gotz too much junk in the trunk, you might as well be sittin' on the sidelines. Check it, Toyota be all like "back to the basics" and cut the fat, keep the stick, and this be the best handlin' mk of dem all, fo sho. Plus, the top drops faster than a honey on X, if you dig my rap. So, don't be a hater, just flo with the MK that straightens yo jimmy, be it the mad tight go-kart, the heavy rollah wit da boost, or dah pimpin' topless ride. Keep your bling blingin' and PEACE.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡