Mr Pillay Tee
The Entity "Mr Pillay" is a very dangerous being wielding supernatural abilities such as manipulation of cognitive functions of other living organisms in a 15km radius. The Entity "Mr Pillay" also fields a wide field of vision to be able to scout out any unattended or misused device in aforementioned 15km range. The Entity "Mr Pillay" has also been speculated have a MQ-3 Reaper Military Grade attack drone to be able to scout out the area covered by the Entity "Mr Pillay" which may explain why "Mr Pillay" manipulates his organisation ~~~~~~~~~~ into involuntary donation of large sums of funding for his nefarious operations. His ability to also establish area control of his 3 metre vicinity allows him to establish control and therefore causing test subjects to feel fear and authority in his presences. Any devices that unwittingly get in his field of vision is immediately sent to an equivalent of Davy Jones' locker for devices, with a device "confiscated" by this entity, is also referred as being "Pillayed". The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a formal suit with a navy blue tie as a symbol of authority with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers" Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.