Motorboarding Tee
An aggressive interrogation technique most likely not used in Guantanamo (citation needed) whereby the prisoner is suffocated by the application of a pair of large breasts until the point of semi-consciousness. The breasts are then briefly removed and the prisoner can breath for a few seconds. The breasts are then re-applied. The process is repeated ad infinitum until the prisoner gives up the secrets. The technique requires a high degree of skill on the part of the interrogators. If the breasts are applied for too short a period, the prisoner is in fact motorboating, and it seems unlikely that s/he will give up important secrets under such conditions. In fact prisoners have been known to hold out the promise of fictitious secrets, simply in order to prolong the motorboating experience (citation needed, but hell, I would, wouldn't you?) On the other hand, if the breasts are applied for too long, the prisoner will die, and take his or her secrets with them to the grave. Not the worst way to go, but definitely suboptimal.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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