Motherhen Tee
a close (if not uglier) cousin to the infamous blocker, but this term takes on a more female flavour. a typical activity that best defines the Motherhen is analysing text messages you send to your object of affection...scours over every little detail to poke holes through your game. sometimes the male is unaware he is actually texting to an entire panel of judges, picking away at every trivial detail to make him look like a stalker. the motherhen is therefore quick to label a potential suitor a stalker, even if his intentions are romantic and pure. this in turn sways the pursued lady to side with her 'all-knowing' friend(s); a kind of sisterhood code that is given priority. one weapon to combat this affliction is to subtely drop compliments to the Motherhen. the Motherhen will think your nice, and this verdict will help ease your way onto the path of securing your lady. be careful, there is a tendency for this to backfire. this tactic is known as 'swooning without pooning'. alternatively, you may need an experienced Wingman to talk positively about you in the third-person. the Wingman must employ his tactics without raising the suspicions that he is overtly being a Wingman. this is known as the 'Wingman Dilemma'. Ultimately, the best course of action is prevention rather than treatment. try not to get offside with any of her friends in the early stages of swooning. Yet if all else fails, put a bullet on the Motherhen's letterbox.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means