Mosh Fist tee
A well rounded move to be used in the dark, fiery inferno of a raging mosh pit battleground. It allows for a defensive stance, while at the same time leaving an arm free to decimate your opponent by shattering their face, or with a well placed throat smash. The Mosh Fist is performed simply by crouching, planting your feet so as to steady yourself, lowering your head to protect the face, and then raising your arms; one poised to defend yourself from blows and/or weaklings that could possibly be knocked in your direction, the other ready to unleash haymakers or other crippling blows to the pantywaists that oppose you. This move is a safe choice for any pit fiend, whether a weakling newbie, or a war-torn rocker. When utilizing the Mosh Fist, you can also attain higher levels of badassedness by raising the mighty devil horns with your defending hand. This intimidates your opponents as they will realize they have no chance of conquering your demonic spirit, and when you see the fear in their eyes, it will be that much easier for you to annihilate them with a smashing blow to the dome. Use this move well, and bring honor and glory to the name of your fellow rockers.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!