Morrisbury's Tee
The greatest hypermarket/general conglomerate that the United Kingdom has ever seen. In the beginning, there was simply ASDA. However, after losing his left toe in a tragic deli-counter accident, Grocer Sainsber Morrisbury I developed a radical idea. A one-stop shop for everything. Funerals: โ Spiritual Enlightenment: โ Puff Pastry โ This was 1982. Now, in 2021. You are truly never more than 12 ft from a Morrisbury's. Sainsber Morrisbury III took over the business when his father, Sainsber Morrisbury II perished in a tragic frozen foods experiment. It was widely speculated that Malcolm Walkรฉr had perfected the secret to eternal life. They were wrong. Sainsber Morrisbury III has invested deeply in the business and has sewn the rewards. His personal wealth now matches the nation of Turkmenistan. He even has a fully automated microwave oven with dot matrix display which shows such delights as: ๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ข๐๐๐ก ๐ฒ๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐! ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ฝ โ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐! ๐๐๐๐ค ๐ค๐๐๐ฅ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ. Sainsber Morrisbury III personally funded research & development to determine the possibility that lemons may possess demonic powers. The R&D results have yet to be published. ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐, ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ท๐๐๐'๐ PS: Visit us at Morrisburys.co.uk
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didnโt order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!