Morrisbury's Mug
The greatest hypermarket/general conglomerate that the United Kingdom has ever seen. In the beginning, there was simply ASDA. However, after losing his left toe in a tragic deli-counter accident, Grocer Sainsber Morrisbury I developed a radical idea. A one-stop shop for everything. Funerals: โ Spiritual Enlightenment: โ Puff Pastry โ This was 1982. Now, in 2021. You are truly never more than 12 ft from a Morrisbury's. Sainsber Morrisbury III took over the business when his father, Sainsber Morrisbury II perished in a tragic frozen foods experiment. It was widely speculated that Malcolm Walkรฉr had perfected the secret to eternal life. They were wrong. Sainsber Morrisbury III has invested deeply in the business and has sewn the rewards. His personal wealth now matches the nation of Turkmenistan. He even has a fully automated microwave oven with dot matrix display which shows such delights as: ๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ข๐๐๐ก ๐ฒ๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐! ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ฝ โ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐! ๐๐๐๐ค ๐ค๐๐๐ฅ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ. Sainsber Morrisbury III personally funded research & development to determine the possibility that lemons may possess demonic powers. The R&D results have yet to be published. ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐, ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ท๐๐๐'๐ PS: Visit us at Morrisburys.co.uk
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I donโt think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ใพ(*โ๏ผฏโ*)/