MODTHRAX Tee
MODTHRAX: An AFFLICTION that causes infected party to MODIFY INATIMATE OBJECTS, to give said intimate object CHARACTER/ PERSONALITY. COMMONLY AFFLICTED PARTIES: GEARHEADS. AFFLICTION CYCLES/FLARE UPS: the afflicted party is exposed to a new, unaltered product of any type, however primarily related to VEHICLES. The AFFLICTED party is COMPELLED to begin MODIFICATIONS/ IMPROVEMENTS of product IN ANY FORM OR FASHION. As a project approaches completion, WITHDRAWL SYMPTOMS are common, as SPOUSAL CREDIT CARD REVIEWS BEGIN. OTHER AFFECTED PARTIES: SPOUSES/ family members/friends/coworkers: The EFFECTS of MODTHRAX are SUFFERED by non-afflicted parties in the form of VERBAL IRRITATION, as the most common start of a phrase by the afflicted party will begin: “HONEY!!!!!!!!!! hey check this out; this would be an awesome mod/ upgrade”. As such, irritation will commence SINCE PARTY IS EXPECTED TO STOP WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING TO “CHECK OUT THE COOL MOD”. modthrax is also responsible for many strained relationships among spouses, second only to money. Modthrax has also been likened to INFIDELITY, however this myth cannot be substantiated as inanimate objects do not having feelings, and spouses do.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!