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Mitchell Tee

Mitchell is an gey. Mitchell is the geyest person to exist, and he likes men on top of his Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and his barbecue ribs. His real name is Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem, but normal, straight human beings call him Mitchell. He is gay because he saw 2 men, Nedarb and Boiruz in the bed sleeping and he wanted to join them. In front of his friends, he admitted that he was gay at a local Chick Fil-A®, eating his favorite meal, the Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwich. To this day he eats 9 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches every single day. Rumours say he is Scarce, and that Mr. John Scarce is a disguise for the true self, Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem! His hobbies that all the girls DIG - watching his favorite Inspector Gadget, and play his favorite game Minecraft! Mitchell also is a Lucario furry, and goes to furry-cons every week. He spends 100k dollars on being a perfect furry every week. He also dresses up as Inspector Gadget, as he has a crush on Inspector Gadget. Although he is gay, he has the ideal male human body, and girls always go after him. Unfortunately, he always rejects them by showing them a pic of his b0ifriend. The ideal Mitchell is this, and if you know any Mitchells, how are they?

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27
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