Mitar Tee
The smartest mf around. Earth was blessed for providing a habitable place for this splendid being. He, who requires a total of 3 hours or less of slumber to sustain his omniferous, all-embracing, all-encompassing superior mind in grand condition. He is gifted at everything he tries, he is a quick-witted, consegrated, intellectual whom no duty seems to exhaust. You sporadically see him studying ever since he is regarded intelligent whenever people around him fathom his almighty presence. Some people even bow down infront of him and call him a descendant of god himself as he was witnessed of being able to cure obnoxious retards with a single condescending nod towards that disgusting jerk-off. He, who is believed to have acquired a certain level of divinity is regarded the most intelligent being sunrays have ever touched ever since the burst of singularity whom the universe originates from. Every word he speaks produces cosmic energy which eventually results in occasional gamma lightning, supernovae and the gradual dilation of the universe. The Greeks eventually predicted such being being born in the future, thus they named the goddess of the grain, agriculture, harvest, growth, and nourishment, he who presided over grains and the fertility of the earth after him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.