mistyrose Tee
Since every word in the human language has been overused to the point of being very subjective, the term was defined for describing a person whose perfection cannot be measured. Quite naturally the most effective method for binding an idea to a discrete lingual construct is, and always has been, to simply use a pre-established construct. In the case of finding an umbrella term for an entity which is beyond measurable perfection in addition to an unrelenting counter-intuitiveness of clearly opposite, even contrarious, forces that are ultimately complementary, and augmented by the collective sum of all things that are bright, virtuous and irresistible in every aspect and form of existence, we are fortunate to have an entity, a named entity, that exists today, which is the obvious point-of-reference. The entity is called Mistyrose, a female human with a sharp, yet tender, disposition and sharper, yet deep, smooth and soft, hazel eyes. A Mistyrose is a paragon of enamor. Her very imperfections are perfect. She is verily an expression Universal laws of balance. Duality is her greatest quality. By contrast, among mere workaday humans, duality is a problematic and unbalanced phenomena sometimes called Bipolar-Disorder. The soul of a Mistyrose is so bright, even to the blind, she is too bright to see clearly. One must use imagination to see what grace and beauty vibrates inside. Mistyrose is, with positively null contest, the most wondrous creation since the sum of forever ago.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means