Missycake Tee
A missycake is a woman, maybe in her 40's, who's been around the block but not worn out. She never dates boys, only men, and once she has found her man she is 200% loyal. She's cool and knows her age but can hold her head up against any younger girl. She looks OK to babelicious but says looks are nothing compared with soul and spirit. She can provide her man with good food. If you fuck up, she will curse you out using worse words than you. But she don't ever diss you in front of anybody else but is behind you all the way, and she forgives and forgets. She can be hotter sexually than you ever imagined it was possible for a woman to be. Overall, she is the best you have ever known but you have to give yourself the chance to see it. You might consider settling down with a missycake because from that point on, life will be gooood! And she would agree with you. Any girl who tries to be missycake will fail. It's in the blood or it ain't. She can be the girl next door, the girl at checkout, a lawyer or the curvy cop that just pulled you over. Who knows?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂