Miraculous Tee
Suspension of the natural order, once upon a time included things like life after death, during life. Walking on water, crying stones, all you can eat fish and chips, or a random flock of pigeons swirling around you like a tornado during a vulnerable moment while your mind wacks out in the middle of a park on a bench with your gf on a work day in front of a hospital. Suspension of belief, chance occurrence, mostly personal or qualitative in context but observable to others. IE takes place in physical reality, and not the chemical/electrical matrix unobservable to other individuals not wired in. Contemporarily known as: Inexplainable Phenomenon at moment of personal need. If and after witnessed, under absolutely no obligation to mention or express it. Probably un-interesting to modern mind thanks to variety of alternative explanations availiable from science and behavioural sciences. Ie chance sound startles pigeons as heated air from concrete base of bench creates vortex upwards, making a reverse pigeon tornado. If religeous: Requires a second person of congruent faith to be applicable for canonisation by regulatory body.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating