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Minimum dating age Tee

Learned this from game theory lol. It's half your age + 7 Which is 14 for me I assume the maximum is double - 7 Which makes mine 21 Chart: 7: 7 to 10 and a half 8: 9 to 11 9: 11 to 11 and a half 10: 12 to 13 11: 12 and a half to 15 12: 13 to 17 13: 13 and a half to 19 14: you know from above 15: 14 and a half to 23 16: 15 to 25 17: 15 and a half to 27 18: 16 to 29 19: 16 and a half to 31 20: 17 to 33 21: 17 and a half to 35 22: 18 to 37 23: 18 and a half to 39 24: 19 to 41 25: 19 and a half to 43 26: 20 to 45 27: 20 and a half to 47 28: 21 to 49 29: 21 and a half to 51 30: 22 to 53 31: 22 and a half to 55 32: 23 to 57 33: 23 and a half to 59 34: 24 to 61 35: 24 and a half to 63 36: 25 to 65 37: 25 and a half to 67 38: 26 to 69 39: 26 and a half to 71 40: 27 to 73 41: 27 and a half to 75 42: 28 to 77 43: 28 and a half to 79 44: 29 to 81 45: 29 and a half to 83 46: 30 to 85 47: 30 and a half to 87 48: 31 to 89 49: 31 and a half to 91 50: 32 to 93 51: 32 and a half to 95 52: 33 to 97 53: 33 and a half to 99 54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old) 55: 34 and a half to dead 56: 35 to dead 57: 35 and a half to dead 58: 36 to dead 59: 36 and a half to dead 60: 37 to dead 61: 37 and a half to dead 62: 38 to dead 63: 38 and a half to dead 64: 39 to dead 65: 39 and a half to dead 66: 40 to dead 67: 40 and a half to dead 68: 41 to dead 69: 41 and a half to dead

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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