Minimum dating age
Learned this from game theory lol. It's half your age + 7 Which is 14 for me I assume the maximum is double - 7 Which makes mine 21 Chart: 7: 7 to 10 and a half 8: 9 to 11 9: 11 to 11 and a half 10: 12 to 13 11: 12 and a half to 15 12: 13 to 17 13: 13 and a half to 19 14: you know from above 15: 14 and a half to 23 16: 15 to 25 17: 15 and a half to 27 18: 16 to 29 19: 16 and a half to 31 20: 17 to 33 21: 17 and a half to 35 22: 18 to 37 23: 18 and a half to 39 24: 19 to 41 25: 19 and a half to 43 26: 20 to 45 27: 20 and a half to 47 28: 21 to 49 29: 21 and a half to 51 30: 22 to 53 31: 22 and a half to 55 32: 23 to 57 33: 23 and a half to 59 34: 24 to 61 35: 24 and a half to 63 36: 25 to 65 37: 25 and a half to 67 38: 26 to 69 39: 26 and a half to 71 40: 27 to 73 41: 27 and a half to 75 42: 28 to 77 43: 28 and a half to 79 44: 29 to 81 45: 29 and a half to 83 46: 30 to 85 47: 30 and a half to 87 48: 31 to 89 49: 31 and a half to 91 50: 32 to 93 51: 32 and a half to 95 52: 33 to 97 53: 33 and a half to 99 54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old) 55: 34 and a half to dead 56: 35 to dead 57: 35 and a half to dead 58: 36 to dead 59: 36 and a half to dead 60: 37 to dead 61: 37 and a half to dead 62: 38 to dead 63: 38 and a half to dead 64: 39 to dead 65: 39 and a half to dead 66: 40 to dead 67: 40 and a half to dead 68: 41 to dead 69: 41 and a half to dead
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
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Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
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I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
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Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.

Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |