Minecraft Dungeons Tee
In the game, villagers have been captured in animal cages by some kid or adult called "the arch illager"/Archie. He was hated by villagers and everytime a villager saw him, he got a whooping. One day, he found a glowing "orb" in a white van. The illager is now getting revenge on the villagers. You have to save the villagers before they get slaughtered or become slaves or whatever. you have to get to them first by fighting your way through these fat dungeons filled with thirsty mobs. i once fought my way through a thicc swamp and some scary bois started chasing me. Note to self: don't let the witches drink too much otherwise they might get too overpowered you can get greedy by stealing goodies from mobs, chests, and mom's purse. if you find any gems, you can trade with the starved, trapped, villagers in your basement. you can also find artifacts that will help you beat the hell out of the mobs in your way, such as a 1-up mushroom from the Mario games, and a shiny stone that will take people's virginity and gives it to you as health. there are 3 game difficulties in the game: baby mode, epic mode, and sicko mode. at the end of each difficulty, you have to fight the floating little shortie/ the arch illager inside of an enderman costume. you have to upper your power level by stealing the best weapons and armor. the better power level you have, the easier levels will get. If you want the new levels coming out, ask mommy for a credit card and wait until July 69
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.