Mikkel Tee
/'Mæ:irtç/ <i>noun</i> Originating from the Swedish suburb "Denmark", Mikkel is famed for being a talented eater of raw pig meat and dog testicles. Mikkel's favourite soft toy is and always will be Gunter the putrid yellow cum sock with which he shares a very intimate experience. Sometimes Mikkel likes to roley-poley down the stairs but after smashing a glass cup on his anus at new years eve now inevitably spurts faeces. Mikkel had no choice but to sell his bladder for a plane ticket to England, he also sold his liver for a beer on the plane (well half a beer) Mikkel's pulse was fading fast but luckly he had just landed at Heathrow where he could get some new organs, unfortuantly they didn't have Danish organs so they just put in a bit of bacon rapped bog roll for the liver and an exteral food bag for the bladder. Poor Mikkel was often bullied by the others pupils parents after school, they used to squeeze his pee bag which made him spray out projectile arse vomit over everyone in sight. The police caught wind of this public defecation and arrested him, then after finding he was an illegal alien they sent him packing back to his land but took the bag and bog roll away first. The moral of this story is that if you ever meet a Danish lollop called Mikkel run before he spins around and you feel the full force of his merciless arse geyser!
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.