Mikkel Tee
/'Mæ:irtç/ <i>noun</i> Originating from the Swedish suburb "Denmark", Mikkel is famed for being a talented eater of raw pig meat and dog testicles. Mikkel's favourite soft toy is and always will be Gunter the putrid yellow cum sock with which he shares a very intimate experience. Sometimes Mikkel likes to roley-poley down the stairs but after smashing a glass cup on his anus at new years eve now inevitably spurts faeces. Mikkel had no choice but to sell his bladder for a plane ticket to England, he also sold his liver for a beer on the plane (well half a beer) Mikkel's pulse was fading fast but luckly he had just landed at Heathrow where he could get some new organs, unfortuantly they didn't have Danish organs so they just put in a bit of bacon rapped bog roll for the liver and an exteral food bag for the bladder. Poor Mikkel was often bullied by the others pupils parents after school, they used to squeeze his pee bag which made him spray out projectile arse vomit over everyone in sight. The police caught wind of this public defecation and arrested him, then after finding he was an illegal alien they sent him packing back to his land but took the bag and bog roll away first. The moral of this story is that if you ever meet a Danish lollop called Mikkel run before he spins around and you feel the full force of his merciless arse geyser!
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨