Mikegliko Tee
Noun: A master of Narcissism. Someone who derives pleasure from diminishing the happiness of others or depriving others of pleasure all together; see also: sadist A man or a woman who withholds sex for the sole purpose of maintaining control over their partner or uses sex as a weapon. Often out of spite or vindictively. A person who cares overwhelmingly and solely for themself in such large quantities that they are a black hole and suck the happiness from those around them. If allowed to do so they will continue to steal an individuals happiness until they are an unrecognizable shell of their former self, or in extreme cases even die or resort to suicide to end the pain and torment they endured at the hands of the mikegliko. Mi: self Keg: large vessel Gli: happiness (glee) Ko: knock out/final blow Archaic: An ancient demon known to delight in the misery of others and a pagan diagnosis and explanation given to ancient people to help survivors cope with the suicide of their loved ones. With historical depictions found in civilizations around the globe. Most notably pre-columbian Mexico, what is today Portugal, post Celtic invasion, and with the highest concentration of historical artifacts being found within the borders of today’s nation of Slovenia dated back to the beginning of the Roman Empire and the legend of the “Mikegliko Massacre”.
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Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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