Mets fan Tee
The epitome of a loser. Literally the sorriest example for sports fans everywhere. These sad sacks will root for a big market baseball team in the biggest city in the country and will watch them lose every game they play. Most Mets fans also follow the other two loser teams of New York (Knicks/Jets) and also let those teams walk over them as well. They may call themselves "loyal and true New Yorkers" when really, they are just sad, middle-aged alcoholics with constant dry spells. When you tell a Mets fan "Mets" stands for "My Entire Team Sucks" they will surely deny it, then proceed to run and hide like the man-babies that they are. If that doesn't work, they will then try to bring up the argument that Yankee fans only bring up the past and never actually talk about the present, when Mets fans neither have a past, nor a present to be happy about. They will also claim that the Yankees (their crosstown rival) are fake New Yorkers, but don't listen to them. Most of them failed history in high school. The Yankees have won New York's heart first and will always be New York's team, and the Mets will continue to be the whiny little brother who is always jealous. They are so annoying that even their own mascot flipped them off. That's a fact. Another fun fact: Mets fans are 10x more likely to be cucked than any other fan of an MLB team
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating