Melody Tee
Melody is the most beautiful name in any language, and it is usually the name of the most incredible, fantastic, amazing, wonderful girl you'll ever meet. Melody is also extremely sweet, she wont hurt a fly. She has a heart of gold and has been considered a Godess in fact. She can make anyone's day, and make anyone smile. Melody has a smile that lights up the room instantly. She has amazing eyes, usually green or blue. Her body is better than any other. Usually perfectly in shape due to her athleticism. She's insanely easily to fall for, so be careful. But if she falls for you too, it is destined to last a long time as long as you take care of her. Her vast beauty and marvelous personality may seem hard to maintain, but melody is usually pretty simple. Her ass is also incredibly fine, for those that were wondering. Every guy would literally kill to be with her. Those that do end up with her, are the luckiest men alive. Don't break Melody's heart, because her friends will bludgeon you with a crowbar, leaving you mentally incapacitated or dead.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.