Meleys Tee
Meleys, “The Red Queen” was a Targaryen dragon born before 75ac and died in 129ac. In 75ac, she was claimed by Princess Alyssa Targaryen, sister-wife to Prince Baelon, mother to King Viserys I and Prince Daemon, and daughter of King Jaehaerys I and Queen Alysanne. Alyssa had mismatched green and violet eyes, a crooked broken nose and dirty blonde hair. Alyssa died in 84ac from childbirth, and Meleys was left riderless. In 87ac, Meleys was claimed by Princess Rhaenys Targaryen, “the queen who never was”. Rhaenys was the wife of Corlys Velaryon and mother to Laena and Laenor. Rhaenys’ parents were Prince Aemon and Lady Jocelyn Baratheon. Rhaenys had black hair and violet eyes. The Princess was named “the queen who never was” as in the Great Council of 101ac, King Jaehaerys ruled in favour of her cousin, Viserys, as his heir, passing her and her son Laenor over. Princess Rhaenys lost both of her children before the Dance started, Laena in childbirth and Laenor by a knight. During the Dance, Rhaenys fought for the Blacks, and held her allegiance to Princess Rhaenyra, after she had been usurped by her younger brother, King Aegon II. Rhaenys went to fight at “The Battle of Rooks Rest” against Prince Aemond riding Vhagar, and King Aegon riding Sunfyre. Meleys managed to injure Sunfyre before her eventual defeat and death. Meleys would go down as one of the many dragon casualties in the Dance of Dragons, which led to the eventual extinguishment of the race of dragons until 298ac.
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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