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IMHO a MeetMarisa is a wannabe SWer. She pretends to have so much experience even though no man has seen her naked since the Bush administration. She steals models photos and cuts the head off and pretends that it's her in the picture even though she's maybe 80lbs heavier. Her claim for why she's cut off her head is that she had cancer and didn't look her best. While she does this to professional stolen photos, she takes plenty of horrid selfies, her makeup application looks like restaurant crayons gang banged her face, sloppy bukkake style, She uses pimeyes to dox and stalk and harass actual escorts who are successful and attractive. Like the troll she is, she lurks in the coldest corner of her aging father's garage taking calls for phone sex. Her pussy is reminiscent of a month old chipped ham sandwich that has been shoved under the seat of a hoarder's filth covered car. She's known to roam the local dog park, scarring children and adults alike by wearing short dresses and no panties and bending over exposing her rusty balloon knot asshole and withered roast beef pussy to all who go there. Even the dogs avoid her. She's extremely racist and transphobic and goes on twitter to try to hire people to beat down trans individuals. Netflix should do a documentary about her called "Surviving Marisa Marco" the ultimate catfish and con. learn more about her by following any of her social media accounts on Twitter MeetMarisa , Lionazzbitch , or MeetMarisa1

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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