Meet the engineer Tee
Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head. Engineer: I solve practical problems. the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer. Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind. Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen. Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!! a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet Engie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me, Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart Engie: Built by me, A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen Engie: and you best hope; The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera Engie: not pointed at you.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!