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Meatard Tee

Meat + Retard Insult for meat-lovers who are aggressive & obnoxious about it. Meat eating is an egosyntonic behavior for meatards & sometimes simultaneously egodystonic. They have redeeming qualities but their bad traits are complacency, conformity, hedonism, resistance to change, tribalism, combativeness, proneness to psychological reactance, “do-gooder derogation” & defensiveness in response to anticipated or perceived criticism Meatards resentfully offend the mere presence of a vegan & often won’t take kindly to a vegetarian/pescetarian either. Meatards may adopt feelings of hate or superiority towards these groups to cope with perceived/anticipated moral reproach. Immature & spiteful behavior is common: like eating twice as much meat as usual to spite people who argue collective meat-reduction would be beneficial. Meatards act defensive, dismissive, condescending, discouraging, hostile or stand offish if one simply mentions a commitment to meat-abstaining or just intention to limit intake. A major uniting behavior of nearly all meatards is attempts to discourage or devalue these people w/ specific fallacies like; nirvana fallacy, false attribution, falsedichotomy, falseauthority, appeal to authority, appeal to futility, appeal to ridicule, appeal to nature, appeal to tradition, argumentum ad populum, inflation of conflict, slippery slope, kettle logic, circular reasoning, nut/cherry picking, moving goal post, argument from anecdote, ad hominem & invincible ignorance

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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