mcjob Tee
A job. One that every fucker thinks is easy, try it see how soon you change your mind. involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer. Day to day tasks involve: 1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back) 2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them. 3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in. 4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about. exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker Tramp "my burger is cold" Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin" Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that" Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger" Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing) Staff "hey can i help ya?" Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand) Staff " sorry what was that?" Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit" Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?" Drunk" okay" --money exchanges hands--- Time 10:56p.m. Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!" Staff "its been a mintue not long now" Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk" Staff "okay sure" Manager "there you go sorry about that" Drunk "taking piss outta me?" -- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.