mcjob Tee
A job. One that every fucker thinks is easy, try it see how soon you change your mind. involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer. Day to day tasks involve: 1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back) 2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them. 3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in. 4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about. exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker Tramp "my burger is cold" Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin" Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that" Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger" Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing) Staff "hey can i help ya?" Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand) Staff " sorry what was that?" Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit" Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?" Drunk" okay" --money exchanges hands--- Time 10:56p.m. Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!" Staff "its been a mintue not long now" Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk" Staff "okay sure" Manager "there you go sorry about that" Drunk "taking piss outta me?" -- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex